The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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