She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
