UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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