Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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