I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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