Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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