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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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