Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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