Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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