He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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