He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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