arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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