butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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