I accidentally had phone sex last night
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
