going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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