I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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