Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize