My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
