I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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