Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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