is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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