When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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