His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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