im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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