are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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