I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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