so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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