I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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