Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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