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(815): View more from Illinois

I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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(847): View more from Illinois

everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.

(224): View more from Illinois

it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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(425): View more from Washington

When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars

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