Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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