If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm always down for nudity.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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