i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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