At least make sure they are 18
Why
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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