Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
