Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
