I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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