She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just googled if crying burns calories
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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