Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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