It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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