CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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