Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize