is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm really busy with my period
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