Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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