we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Randomize
