Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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