I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
