If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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