Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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