fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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