He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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