The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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