I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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