I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
why is half of my head shaved?
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