I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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