Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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