What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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