I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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