I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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