Please, let me fuck your mom
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't put those talents on a resume
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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